Rating: R (forced crossdressing, brief non-con [pirates], tentacle sex...)
Pairings: d'Artagnan/Athos, Athos/d'Artagnan/Aramis/Porthos heavily implied
Categories: Crack, mostly
Warnings: Sheer silliness? Flagrant misuse of grapefruit. Did I mention the tentacles?
Summary: From a series of prompted comment fics that I linked thematically, which is not at all the fault of my long-suffering prompters. Bascially, d'Artagnan comes to really hate the sea. Pirates. Sea monsters. Drunken sailors. Corsets. The usual.
Disclaimer: No one at the BBC remotely imagines anyone will pay me for this nonsense.
Read By the Sounding Shores...on AO3.